The Schism
Go shape your own world. Leave mine alone.<TRANSCRIPT BEGINS> I’m going to try some self-medicating. I got here a mixture of Za-d, Ivriara, LSD, Adderall, and other stuff that only make sense to mix if you’re playing with magick. I’m recording this ‘case I don’t survive this experiment. So… bottoms up! Ahames! <PAUSE/> Now… where’s that first letter? <READING IN AN ARCHAIC MANDARIN; TRANSLATED HERE> Well now… whoa… visions! Hey! Look! It’s some dude… wait! I know him… Emporer Qin! First Chinese Emporer. Giving some sort of proclamation. Cool, he’s Magi! Now I see police… I’d know them in any time period. They’re statues! Animated statues! Oh, golems! Chasing us. They got my friends. Oh gods no I don’t want to see that… heads… blood… no… no… next letter… <READING AGAIN IN ARCHAIC MANDARIN> I see a meteor. It crashes in Dōngjùn in the lower reaches of the Yellow River. It bears a message we carved for “his majesty.” The emperor panics, knows we have command of the Heavens. I send out The Call. I think, wow. I think that’s the first time anyone ever did that. I invented The Call? Wow, I’m pretty damn awesome! I see you all coming to me… friends I know today, but wearing older forms. Hey, Josh looks good as a Mongolian! Every one helps. Look! The mud rises up into men and horses! And I see our terracotta warriors facing off against theirs! They’ve broke! They’re running! Next letter! <READING AGAIN> I see our army again. Ruh roh, Shaggy! It’s gone crazy. Doubling in size every couple of days. Eating the land, killing… so much blood turns the statues red. They got Ra’thark! Cleaved him in half! And then… white flashes. I see… I see myself, my hands… I’m writing another letter… <MANDARIN AGAIN, BUT NOT READING ANY LETTER> Oh, man, that was amazing. We were amazing! And, um… oh, right! I just realized why I’ve got the heebee jeebees ’bout those statues. They’re’nt destroyed… just powered down. I don’t have those keys anymore I don’t think. Seems like a good idea to find them before Certain Other Parties do. Well, I guess I survived the drink. I feel awful though. I’ll stop the recording now and — —Unseen College record +2014.34.BZ.7, retrieved from YouTube before original video was removed by its uploader. |
The Schism
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The Schism is not a faction. It did not form around some ideal or principle. “The Schism” is a nom de guerre for a group of individuals who share a common goal: survive the fighting among the other factions and enjoy life in the meantime. But like any involuntary grouping, over time, they develop signs, colloquialisms, and traditions. The Schism members continually watch out for this in order to stop developing them. The supposed motto of The Schism, for example, is “Through one’s own will, freedom.” The actual motto is closer to, “How the fuck did we get a fucking motto?! I don’t even like you people!” That last part isn’t actually true — Arx Novum observation of groups of Schism Magi show a great deal of camaraderie, though constantly denied. Dreamers, brawlers, misfits, miscreants, layabouts, hedonists and malcontents. If there is one thing all Schism Magi believe, it is this: you make your own Eden. This world is to be tasted and enjoyed. Many Schism enjoy a good fight… it’s the endless war for control that seems pointless. They go their own way. There is, however, a formal “The Schism” organization, or as organized as something like the USA Civil War era “underground railroad” ever gets. The organization was founded in 150 C.E. in Cahuachi (Peru, South America). Prior to that date, there were just a lot of unaffiliated Magi in the world. But in the first millennium C.E., the Keepers started a major push to make all Magi declare sides, and being lone or small-group Magi became untenable. The Schism formed to band together the unbandable. They met in Peru because it was far from any major Keeper activity. Nevertheless, Keepers heard and attacked the gathering. The attack failed spectacularly in no small part because of Magi Kiefer’s cleverness, earning him the nickname Keeper’s Salt (to this day he has never revealed how to give Universum Negation both Duration and Area effect). Stories of Kiefer’s exploits since then are legion and (probably) mostly untrue. He is permanently on the Keeper “Most Wanted” list. The Schism org provides four services to the membership:
Schism members are called on by random lottery to help with these four missions. Those who decline to take their turn find themselves ostracized and on their own in the Reality War. The Schism does sometimes pull together as one… dangerous in time of war, but worse in time of boredom. Remember, Schism Magi are powerful serial immortals, no different from other Magi, except these occasionally go all out on a whim — think massive multinational corporation dedicated to whatever the Internet voted to do on any given day. They supported Ghengis Khan to destroy as much Keeper structure as possible (legend says Kiefer was Khan). They scared the beejeezus out of people with a fun light show commonly called The Daylight Comet of 1910. They built a bunch of stone heads on a small island in the Pacific just to stir up the stuffy European explorers. The one called “Plaguemaster” likely boosted the 1300s Black Death in Europe. Other factions condemned and hunted him; The Schism asked him to warn them first next time. It wasn’t all bad… working on a cure supposedly lead Schism Magi shi-kha to discover and refine coffee. In the 1600s, a fair number of Schism joined the new TechnoWeavers — “and decreased the average IQ of both groups,” so the TW joke goes. TW and Schism have a fairly solid amicable relationship these days. Prior to 2012, other factions believed The Schism only controlled two Sacred Sites globally. One is deep in the African Congo jungle. The other is in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada, USA. Modern computing power and monitoring satellites allowed analysis of ley line patterns to reveal a third Schism Site at The Great Serpent Mound in Ohio, USA. |